minion funny quotes

minion funny quotes

 

He is online.
She is online.
Nobody texts,ego wins.
Mark Zukerber earns.

 

 

 

Emotionally stable as an likea table

 

 

Next timme i see you,
remind me not to talk to you.

 

 

History is always written by the winners

 

 

Police : knock knock.
Me : Who is it?

Police : It’s the police.
Me : What do you want?

Police : We just wanna talk.
Me : How many of you are there?

Police : 2.
Me : Then talk to eaj other.

 

funny minion best friend quotes

Everyone has the right to be stupid.
It’s just that some people absuse the privilege.

 

 

if you don’t want anyone to find out,
don’t do it.

 

 

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

 

 

I don’t burn the bridges. i just loosen the bolts a little bit eah day.

 

 

I see it
I like it
I wnt it
I check the price
I put it back

 

minion quotes on attitude

Act like you trust people but do not.

 

 

A critic is a legless man who teahes running.

 

 

Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment.
Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

 

Honesty is the best policy.
But insanity is the best defence.

 

 

Life is short.
Buy some shoes.

minion sarcastic quotes

Some people have no idea what they are doing and a lot of them are really good at.

 

 

Im not a complete idiot… some parts are nissing.

 

 

I must be part squirrel,                                                                                                            i attract all the nuts.

 

 

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

 

 

If it doesn’t open…                                                                                                                    it’s not your door.